You Farted 9oz Candle (multiple scents)

Made to soothe the nostrils (and the soul) after someone nearby did you dirty and you want them to know that you know what they did in the most passive-aggressive and beautifully-scented way possible.

The candle is made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and cotton wick, and is completely natural and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates. This scented candle comes in a glass container that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused.

Choose between six scents:

Vanilla Bean

A delight of rich vanilla bean introduced with warm undertones of tonka bean and whipped cocoa.

Comfort Spice

A fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon stick with a lemon blend, vanilla extract, and pralines.

Fresh Balsam

A cool and woodsy blend of balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedar.

Spiced Pumpkin Ginger

A blend of spiced pumpkin and fresh ginger, combined with warm undertones of fall spices.

Pink Grapefruit

A sweet pink grapefruit layered with a beautifully balanced blend of citron.

Eucalyptus Lavender Herb

A fresh fusion of Eucalyptus and Lavender with a twist of earthy undertones.

.: Size: 9 oz total (7.5 oz of wax)
.: 100% natural soy wax blend
.: Clear glass vessel
.: Average burn time: 50-60 hours
.: 100% cotton wick
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts